That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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