am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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