I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
your like the ambassador to my penis.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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