Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Randomize