Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
we're so committed to being not committed
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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