bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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