38 yer olds are good kisserssss
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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