This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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