you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
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