Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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