i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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