so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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