The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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