its not stalking. its research.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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