Ambien. No doubt about it.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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