he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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