Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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