shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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