I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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