I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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