he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
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