i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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