Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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