Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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