I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
how drunk are you?
Several
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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