i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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