Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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