I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Is it because I queefed?
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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