i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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