So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
This toilet bowl is my home.
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