I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
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