ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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