based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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