Non-Jews are for practice
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
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