Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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