I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
The adults are the big ones right?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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