You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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