You made me cry and you don't even care
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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