I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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