Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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