I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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