They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
only if we run a train.
done.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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