So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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