it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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