it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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