either way he was missing a nipple.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Randomize