$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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