your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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