hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Panties = found
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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