Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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