So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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