dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
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