How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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