Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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