Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
She tied me up with her honor cords...
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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